cheating wife
A man it the office needs to ask his wife something, so he takes the phone and calls home.
Cleaning Lady: Hello Man: Yeah, hello, could you give me my wife please? Cleaning Lady: Euuuhhhh... your wife?... Man: yeah, my wife, I need to ask her something. Cleaning, ohh, mister,I have to tell you... your wife lies in bed she is cheating on you... Man: WHAT???? MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME ??? Get the shotgun and kill the both !! NOW!!! **Cleaning lady gets the shotgun, and shoots both the other guy and the wife in bed** (back on the phone) Cleaning lady: done, mister, what do I do with them now? Man: Euhhh, throw them in our swimming pool. Cleaning Lady: Swimming pool? What swimming pool, we don't have one here! Man: huh? This is the Anderson's, no? Cleaning lady: No, this is the Petersen's |
stupid people, make for funny jokes.. but man, i can't stop looking at those sig's of yours.. first the teaser chick and now alley bagget.. damn and whoa :D
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Those your jokes, keep them coming. Really like your sig alot too, those two chicks are mint hot.
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