Faaging Flee Delively Chinese Lestaulant flolks...
 

Sitting here in the hotel in Philadelphia - so I decide to order me some Sweet n Sour Pork and a fruit juice from "Long River Chinese, you want happy ending, Chinese Restaurant"...

Well - they keep their word and deliver the goods in under 20 minutes... and because the order was over $8 - free delivery.

So I open the styrafoam box of Sweet n Sour, and pour in some Sweet n Sour sauce.

Reach over and open the juice and pop the lid on the classic steamed rice container.

The sight of the steam rising from the rice is accompanied by a lovely warm wet feeling on my right thigh and into my crotch.. :oops: Whoa... I don't remember surfing porn sights on the laptop... what's going on??? :wink:

Welllllllll ---- them farging chinamen's down at the Long Liver Lestaulant have got their freaking Sweet n Sour Pork bits so hot... they melted through the styrafoam container...... the warm swell on my thigh wasn't a bodily fluid leak - but rather about 2 cups of luke warm sweet n sour sauce that had drained through the melted holes over the edge of the desk and poure down my leg and crotch... :P

So... whats the most bizarre body part you have wiped up sweet n sour sauce from? ;)

well this one time at band camp....................................

:lol: there's a lawsuit waiting to happen :lol:

This one time this broad puy whip cream on my balls................................Sorry I dont like sweet and sour sauce, never had any on any part of my body.