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Old 10-06-2006, 05:10 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by racer_f50
I think anyone who's educated on it can realize it's not gross
Anybody educated realizes it IS gross.. unless the anus has been properly cleaned..

The vagina is does self cleaning and lubricating


I have tried it once with my last girlfriend.. She enjoyed it, but I prefer the hole that doesnt stink like shit.

Although if the right girl asks, I would most definitely do it ;P

And don't try to lie and say you wouldnt stick it in your dream girls anus if she asked..
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:28 PM   #17
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yeah my deal is if the girl wants it. i wont be like let me do you in the stink hole. not my style. but if she ask for it then i am going to give her what she wants. But believe me i do a very deep cleaning after words.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:05 AM   #18
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i've tried it before and to be honest, my current girlfriend's pussy is tighter than this girl's asshole was.

I wouldn't mind trying it with my current girlfriend but the resistance i run into is 2 fold. 1) she has a BAS in Biology. Which means she knows what goes on up there on a microbilogical level and what little attraction may have been there for her is completely erased. 2) I had enough trouble fitting in her pussy. I think i might actually break her if i stuck it in the tighter one

It's a different sensation though and does reguire quite a bit of synthetic lube (which, depending on the girl, can make it that much messier)

Porn stars who do alot of anal scenes go on a clear liquid diet for about 48 hours before they shoot their scenes just to avoid any kind of bloopers But then again, there are some really sick freaks out there who don't care

I had a classmate in the Step program who tried anal on his ex-girlfriend once and ended up pulling out something extra (this was about 3 years prior to meeting him) and didn't try going there again until he had his apartment manager in the passenger seat of his truck. He decided to slip her the shocker and ended up with the same result. Suffice to say he spent that Sunday scrubbing the hell out of his passenger seat

I think there are alot of women who just kind of tolerate it to make their partners happy and a very small majority that can actually have an orgasm from it (this seems to be the majority who have forgoten what their pussies are for).

Now something i can't explain is the whole rimming thing Especially the girls who like doing it to the guys. I mean, at least girls don't have much hair there....
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:15 AM   #19
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^^^ i think you need some more going in that post
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:37 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by TNT
^^^ i think you need some more going in that post
what? 6 isn't enough?
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:27 AM   #21
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Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Sure nothing wrong with that.

Maybe the prude Yanks got issues with it but not me
I guess I'm a prude yank because as far as I'm concerned that is an out hole and not an in.
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:31 AM   #22
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Why would you want to go there when you have a nice smooth waxed (the only way) pussy to play with? In other words, why go to the sewer when the playground is right next door?

My current g/f hasn't asked me yet and I'm not going to either.
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Old 10-07-2006, 09:22 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by Minacious
Originally Posted by SFDMALEX
Sure nothing wrong with that.

Maybe the prude Yanks got issues with it but not me
I guess I'm a prude yank because as far as I'm concerned that is an out hole and not an in.
I guess nothing comes out of the pussy either?


Dont get me wrong, its not something I would go for out of my own drive, but if she asked, Im not gonna say "fuck that ho, that shit is for exit only, now suck my dick bitch"...

Its about pleasing the woman and if she asks for it then you do it.
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:02 AM   #24
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^^^ yeah its a pleasure thing if she wants it i am going to give it. but the girl can't just randomly want it or i may get a surprise and that really would make for some
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:35 PM   #25
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well, i tried it once and it was gonna hurt too much if I tried any further, so i got drunk for the next time and well even being drunk hurt... i wouldnt know the difference in feeling, but would like to finally b able to make it go thru. Just to know how it feels. I guess there shouldnt much difference, just pressure difference.
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:18 PM   #26
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^^^ that reads a lot like you were getting not giving.........
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Old 10-08-2006, 03:30 AM   #27
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Originally Posted by TNT
^^^ dat reads a lot like u were getting not giving.........
so true
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Old 10-09-2006, 01:16 AM   #28
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mrmojo has hit the nail on the head as to why: because the increased intimacy really brings the partners together.
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:38 PM   #29
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ummmm, we have sex & relationships section? what the fuck!
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Old 10-10-2006, 04:24 AM   #30
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Originally Posted by TNT
^^^ that reads a lot like you were getting not giving.........
after pressing submit i sort of recalled so but i was to lazy to edit it lol Anyway... everyone knows i wasnt getting it.

Point is, it hurts giving it... dont kno or care about getting it.
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