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06-03-2006, 09:30 PM
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are positioned such that
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06-03-2006, 09:43 PM
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Hairy armpits, so he
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06-03-2006, 10:02 PM
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gets out his Venus(Razor)
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06-03-2006, 10:10 PM
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and starts to
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06-03-2006, 10:25 PM
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shag like it's 1999
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06-03-2006, 11:47 PM
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. She wakes up feeling
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here is what we have so far.
Once upon a time there was a prostitute who disguises herself as a mutant ninja turtle she was gay and for only 5 she would fuck anyone but shredder due to recycled condom went missing. One night she decided to pee on an electric fence for thrills, just like Myth Busters, this fried her fanny. She went for transplant and found out that she is pregnant with the man from 1982 that miscalculated his coordinates when entering a time-warp with a torn condom while shaving his pubic hair that caught fire while smoking a cigarette after having sex. Next morning, she remembered her pussy was fried but still tried to jam a komodo dragon with her dildo-swords and accidentally cut her head and legs cleanly off. Now TT gets interested so he starts to get his camera ready and his dolls are positioned such that you can see their hairy armpits, so he gets out his Venus (Razor) and starts to shag like it's 1999. She wakes up feeling
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06-04-2006, 12:47 AM
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a slight neck pinch
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my carbon footprint is bigger than yours
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06-04-2006, 01:27 AM
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the fucking end.
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06-04-2006, 01:32 AM
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or so you would think
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my carbon footprint is bigger than yours
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06-04-2006, 01:41 AM
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Tenacious D rules
Can't wait for their new album
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06-04-2006, 02:19 AM
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 that vid is awesome
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06-04-2006, 06:20 AM
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***story continues from "or so you would think"***
, but Merlin the Wizard
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06-04-2006, 06:30 AM
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turns into a pro
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Hmmmmm...F50....
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06-04-2006, 09:34 AM
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She gets back out
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06-04-2006, 09:48 AM
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then stabs herself.....the end.
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