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Old 08-13-2005, 11:59 AM   #1
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seems batgirl is losing her job, no one posts here anymore, take that bitch!
though after this she will come back
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:14 PM   #2
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Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Princess Amanda Lucas from Abidjan in Republique of Cote d Ivoire. my late Father Chief Sami Lucas. who was into cocoa/Cotton export, died last year after a brief illness. before his died he deposited two big trunk boxes containing $18.5mUSD(eighteen million five hundred thousand united states dollars) with other family valuables with security company here in Cote d'Ivoire registered it as art work belonging to his foreign partner who will be coming for the release and export to abroad

Please, I want you to focus your mind in this transaction for this is risk free , legal an Genuine business. I ask for your assistance and permission to submit your name as my late Father foreign partner for release of this consignment and transfer/export to your cuntry for safe keeping and investment.

I humbly ask for you to response to this immediately with your Tel/Fax numbers to enable me forward to you the neccessary documents concerning this deposit. So as to conclude this transaction under 14 good working days

My Brother and I have conclude to give you 10 % of the total money after the release of this consignment for your noble assistance.

And note that this is the only hope of my Brother and me therefore try to keep it confidential for the security of this money and our dear life.

Waiting for your urgent response.Please reply to this my private mail box([email protected])

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Old 08-13-2005, 12:16 PM   #3
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:22 PM   #4
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I desperately wanted to help you, but my weakly powered brain on a Saturaday morning is not really functioning properly, so can u please explain to me how this is a risk free act??

PS: I really appreciate that you posted on the right section

btw, from my almost completely lost memory, I think all the IPs from ur subnet has been banned, can you tell me how you can still post in JW??
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:28 PM   #5
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^^It's Al. He likes to post as a girl
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:40 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by 5vz-fe
btw, from my almost completely lost memory, I think all the IPs from ur subnet has been banned, can you tell me how you can still post in JW??
Dear Sir,

Have you never heard of a proxy server ?

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Old 08-13-2005, 12:46 PM   #7
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it's probably just another bot. After all, there are already 2 of them installed on JW :roll:
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:50 PM   #8
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Dear Sir,

These 'bots' sound very interesting, perhaps you could purvey me one for an extra 5% of the total money?

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Old 08-13-2005, 12:56 PM   #9
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/\ proof's in the response not to mention the fact that yet again, the program is female

Who is responsible for this one?
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Old 08-13-2005, 01:10 PM   #10
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Dear Sir,

I feel I must inform you that your hasty presumption that I myself am a bot is very wrong and you should rethink your findings on this matter accordingly

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Old 08-13-2005, 02:16 PM   #11
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hmmm

Strip

Wet

Dance

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Old 08-13-2005, 02:42 PM   #12
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Dear Sir,

Your reply of "strip, wet, dance, ..... " doesn't really make much sense unless you are suggesting I remove all my clothes, douse myself with water and then dance for your pleasure, in which case I suggest you go reproduce with yourself.
Also I suggest some english lessons so you may more clearly put the full gist of your messages across to any readers

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Old 08-13-2005, 02:56 PM   #13
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hehe, this is much better than batgirl,
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:38 PM   #14
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way better...
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Old 08-13-2005, 04:54 PM   #15
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yeah, we get better replies, and we have the hope of her being real !!
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