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Old 04-11-2004, 04:34 PM   #1
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Hoping nobody mind that... 8)

LEARN CHINESE

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them out loud)



1) That’s not right: Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man: Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here: Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone: No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week: Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight!: Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great :Fa Kin Su Pah

Its from forum forum
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:35 PM   #2
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HAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:41 PM   #3
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I'm pretty sure it was posted months ago, but still fun
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:51 PM   #4
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Old 04-15-2004, 03:28 AM   #5
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Wow- that was lame and racist.
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Old 04-15-2004, 12:48 PM   #6
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Stupid Man: Dum Fuk
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Old 04-18-2004, 07:04 AM   #7
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I haven't seen it before. Funny
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Old 04-19-2004, 07:01 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by undien717
Wow- that was lame and racist.
:roll: i dont mind at all if somebody make "learn russian in 5 minutes"
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Old 04-21-2004, 07:24 PM   #9
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Right on man
That's pretty fucking funny!!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 07:44 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by undien717
Wow- that was lame and racist.
" I say FU I think it is fucking funny" -George Carlin
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