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12-18-2003, 10:48 AM
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ADAM & EVE
Adam and Eve live in paradise. The surroundings are perfect with beautiful beaches and the most wonderful wildlife and flowers. Still, they're bored beyond belief.
Somehow they discover sex and both like it very much. After a few hours of steaming hot sex on an idyllic beach they lie down next to eachother to rest.
Not for long though, because Eve feels a bit sordid. She notices an unpleasant smell from between her legs. She gets up and walks into the sea.
When she's almost finished washing her pussy, suddenly the skies open up and God speaks to her in a very angry voice: "For my sake! I have just created fish and how the hell do you think I'm going to get that stench off them now?!?!"
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12-18-2003, 06:07 PM
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Now, how true is that? Awesome joke.
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12-18-2003, 11:10 PM
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thats awesome.
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12-18-2003, 11:28 PM
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I have to tell my roommates about that one!
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12-19-2003, 01:19 AM
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it smell like fish, but it taste like chicken
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12-20-2003, 04:14 AM
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