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02-22-2007, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
Banned for that? Quickly turning to a Nazi moderator eh TopGearNL?
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It was meant as a sarcastic thing, just wanted to see Zeus's response 
And no Im not a Nazi, I hate those f*cking bastards!
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02-22-2007, 03:27 PM
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To answer the original question...
Before my girl got pregnant... almost never...
Now that she's due... almost daily. 
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02-22-2007, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
Hey common guys, keep it serious, reading your posts cracks me up |
honetly, you opened a thread about masturbation and expected is to be serious 
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02-22-2007, 04:16 PM
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^ Well, if he was serious in the first place, I think www.gayforum.com might be a better place for him? j/k Damn 
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02-22-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sir_GT
To answer the original question...
Before my girl got pregnant... almost never...
Now that she's due... almost daily. |
Damn, hold on man, hold on, it will be over soon, and you can enjoy the real thing again. 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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02-22-2007, 04:25 PM
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Actually, reading about you guys masturbate and shit, took away my need to do it, thanks a lot guys 
p.s. I forgot to ask, where do you do it, I always do it in the shower, with hot water running down my back.
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Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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02-22-2007, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
Actually, reading about you guys masturbate and shit, took away my need to do it, thanks a lot guys |
LMFAO :prr:
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02-22-2007, 04:53 PM
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Reading this topic made me so sick that I'm not masturbating the next week :roll:
Just kidding...
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02-22-2007, 05:47 PM
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^^ hey... pull your hand from your pants now! 
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02-22-2007, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x
Accusing me of sucking dicks eh, just think about it one second, who started this topic? |
You have a nasty mind... Who said that is what you think it is?
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02-22-2007, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Z3uS
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x
Accusing me of sucking dicks eh, just think about it one second, who started this topic? |
You have a nasty mind... Who said that is what you think it is? |
I can't help it if it seems like somebody is spilling custard everywhere..
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02-22-2007, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
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Originally Posted by Z3uS
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x
Accusing me of sucking dicks eh, just think about it one second, who started this topic? |
You have a nasty mind... Who said that is what you think it is? |
I can't help it if it seems like somebody is spilling custard everywhere.. |
That was the intention, but the gif was blood at first and a dude from another forum turned it white and that was the result
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02-22-2007, 11:57 PM
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Actually, reading about you guys masturbate and shit, took away my need to do it, thanks a lot guys
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Oh... :shock:
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02-23-2007, 12:18 AM
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Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?
Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger!
Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here.
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02-23-2007, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by wasaabi92
Anyone see the new Hannibal flick?
Hannibal was a cutie when he was younger!
Yeah ... big queer here, so sorry if I offended everyone here. |
You're a cutie.
Now die.
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