What Women Want

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What Women Want in a Man

- When they first start dating

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. Imaginative, romantic lover

- When they are age 32

1. Nice looking (hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

- When they are age 42

1. Not too ugly

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

- When they are age 52

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

- When they are age 62

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

- When they are age 72

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

[numerouno]

It's sad... I guess a "what men want" would sound similar with aging in mind!

[Mattk]

Actually, I'd say a "what men want" would be rather unchanging.

[ARMAN]

Originally Posted by Mattk Actually, I'd say a "what men want" would be rather unchanging.

second that!

yes its the older the funnier but also more sad

[gigdy]

Originally Posted by ARMAN Originally Posted by Mattk Actually, I'd say a "what men want" would be rather unchanging. second that! yes its the older the funnier but also more sad

Id guess something like this

What men want:

Birth
Boobies
20
Boobies
35
Boobies
45
Boobies
55
Boobies
65
Pancakes (yes the food)