The contractor

[RS Patrik]

A contractor parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show
it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a Truck
comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before
speeding off.
Distraught, the contractor grabs his cell phone and calls the cops. Five

minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the contractor starts
screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop it'll simply never be the
same again!"
After the contractor finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his

head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody
contractors are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions
that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the
contractor.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise your left arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?"
The contractor looks down in absolute horror. "F**king hell!" he
screams.
"Where's my Rolex?!"

[TT]

LOL, that's a good one, but for the jokes section even if it's about Porsche

[RS Patrik]

Sorry, thanks for moving...

[dingo]

LOL.....thats pretty good, I hope your not talking from personal experience with your Porsche?

[TT]

I don't think so: actually in an RS, having a door taken off is a good thing -> lighter car so you would never call the cops

[RS Patrik]

Would never buy a silver Porsche or any car in silver.

[stradale]

LOL! Good one.

[porsche94]

Ive heard it with a lawyer instead of a contracter

[SilviaEvo]

that is pretty funny but Patrik what color would you get the SLR or the CGT in? those cars look beautiful in silver

[RS Patrik]

Originally Posted by SilviaEvo that is pretty funny but Patrik what color would you get the SLR or the CGT in? those cars look beautiful in silver

Would never get a heavy car like the SLR, there is only 1 McLaren in my book and that is the F1.

The CGT, nice in silver yes, but I would choose black or Indish Rot(Guards Red) or perhaps a Speed Yellow.

Why would I never choose silver? To me that colour is just so avarage...

But I would actually choose a F40 instead for that kind of money, but don't tell anyone...

This CGT was parked outside the Dorint hotel at the Scuderia Hanseat award dinner in April