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Old 02-21-2007, 11:46 AM   #1
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Default To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/mo..

As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.

So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.

Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.



What about you fuckers?
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:56 AM   #2
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C'mon, don't be shy, I won't laugh, I promise.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:01 PM   #3
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LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:11 PM   #4
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i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


editooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:13 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by gucom
LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys

lol, we are male bonding.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:14 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by ldin
i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


editooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:21 PM   #7
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:roll: , IMO this topic has ...


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Old 02-21-2007, 12:22 PM   #8
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Common guys, don't feel so insecure.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:32 PM   #9
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Jenna Haze.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:35 PM   #10
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^^^I agree on Jenna haze, but not much on your numbers
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:40 PM   #11
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I use the Free p0rn topic :roflmao:
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^^lol ur a man of little needs...
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:55 PM   #13
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oooh, how could I forget Jessica Biel, great ass.
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When i'm not on vacation (like i am now) i usually do it 4 times a week or something like it, but during vacation it's once a day and i think about a lot of women, but the one that i find myself thinking quite much is brazillian model Ellen Rocche.
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:05 PM   #15
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^^^^while, I can recall at your age I had almost the same "method", lol.
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