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04-13-2004, 05:00 PM
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a man buys a cheap suit....
The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit.
"But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he
complained.
"That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk
explained. "Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like
this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like
this."
"But the right leg is way too short," argued the customer.
"No problem," the sales clerk answered. "Just keep your right
knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will
notice. That's why this suit is only thirty dollars."
Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder
into the air, tucked the suit's left lapel under his chin, bent
his right knee, and limped out of the store toward his car.
Two doctors happened along and noticed him.
"Good heavens," the first doctor said to the second, "look at
that poor crippled fellow."
"Yeah," answered the second doctor. "But doesn't that suit
fit great?"
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04-13-2004, 05:02 PM
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Hahahahahahan not bad 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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04-13-2004, 05:29 PM
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...  ...  ...  ...
it was... mm.. ok...
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Originally Posted by TT
we have a superb community full of great friends always ready to face any kind of menace .. and win of course |
Nuff Said
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04-13-2004, 05:45 PM
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I heard it in russian 6-7 years ago, classic one 
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04-13-2004, 07:12 PM
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i'll give this a 2.3 out of 10
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04-13-2004, 08:14 PM
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I don't know what geekdiggy is talking about it was GOOD
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04-13-2004, 10:44 PM
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lol, never heard it... kind of a surprise ending... er...
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04-14-2004, 12:06 PM
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mixed reaction huh? guess i'll stick to the car jokes..... 
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04-14-2004, 03:36 PM
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man, would that be a great insurance fraud investigation
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04-18-2004, 07:08 AM
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There's a swedish version of this one to.
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04-18-2004, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by brembo
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Originally Posted by Ghostbat
There's a swedish version of this one to.
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thats nice to know thx...... |
hahaha
i know...
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Originally Posted by TT
we have a superb community full of great friends always ready to face any kind of menace .. and win of course |
Nuff Said
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