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04-18-2004, 12:42 PM
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Beer contains female hormones.
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize
when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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04-18-2004, 12:48 PM
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LOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! 
good one he7luis!
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04-18-2004, 01:47 PM
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LMAO...wow dude...so politically incorrect, but soooooooooooooooooooo funny hehehe.
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04-18-2004, 02:54 PM
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Thats hillarious mate. Thats a keeper.
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04-18-2004, 03:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA...if that's how they test such things, then maybe AIDS is possible to cure 
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04-18-2004, 03:30 PM
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LOL ! good one mate
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04-18-2004, 03:34 PM
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That's an old one, the water contains female hormones because of the pil that women these days take, so when they urinate, it goes in the water, when companies purificate that water, everything goes except the female hormon, because those facilities don't have the equipment yet to clean the water, so the beer companies(and ppl at home, for personal use) use the water to make beer.
When men drink a lot of it, they start to show physchical and mentally women features.
I have search for other countries, but it only seems to be a problem for the UK.
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04-18-2004, 11:11 PM
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that's old news. in 7th grade we used to make jokes about it when our health teacher told us that chicken and beer contribute to growth of breasts. this one girl tiffany (who at 7th grade had HUUUUUUUUUGE jugs) was rightfully nicknamed "chickenenbeer"
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