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04-05-2004, 04:58 PM
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Porsche joke
It's 1988 and a 27-year-old futures trader has totalled his new 911 in a deep ditch. When the ambulance arrives, he's trapped under the car, moaning 'My Porsche ! My Porsche !' Annoyed, one of the medicos points out the fact that the young man is in pretty bad shape himself ; in fact, his left arm's missing. The yuppie looks stunned, then begins wailing : 'My Rolex ! My Rolex !'
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04-05-2004, 05:07 PM
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ahahah
thats a good one
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04-05-2004, 06:12 PM
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Where did you get that from?
I read it only a couple of days ago 
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04-05-2004, 06:14 PM
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Hahahahaha, stupid yuppies 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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04-05-2004, 07:45 PM
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funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...
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04-05-2004, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by geekdiggy
funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...
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WTF!!?
How would you know 
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04-06-2004, 12:24 AM
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Heh there's so many variations of this joke.
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04-06-2004, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by thenumber1
Where did you get that from?
I read it only a couple of days ago
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I took it from CAR magazine.
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04-07-2004, 06:06 PM
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geekdiggy wrote:
funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...
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WTF!!?
How would you know
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Because it was him who crashed the Porsche/lost his arm/Rolex.
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04-07-2004, 06:09 PM
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funny how all this time the guy never complained about having a small penis...
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Why are you thinking about that Geek!?...yeah, that is a really old joke...
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04-07-2004, 11:29 PM
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Thats a good one.
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