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04-03-2004, 09:52 AM
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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His and Hers: ATM
HIS:
1. Pulls up to ATM
2. Enters PIN number and account
3. Take cash, card & receipt
HERS:
1. Pulls up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rear view mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you are too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter Pin number
10. Study instructions for at least two minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get our of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking break
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04-03-2004, 10:26 AM
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Wow, you are on a roll here Bad, with the men vs. woman stuff... 
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04-03-2004, 12:44 PM
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Location: Ottawa, Canada
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But everything that he is saying is so true, women cannot use anything correctly at all, they should be the only ones allowed in the bank line and only men should be all to use the ATM's, and that my friends is the truth.
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04-03-2004, 07:55 PM
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Location: BOOM shakalaka
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Re: His and Hers: ATM
HERS:
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking break
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hard to hit in only three tries.
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04-04-2004, 01:25 AM
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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hahaha, i liked the parking brake part 
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04-04-2004, 08:16 AM
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Location: België
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Originally Posted by robruf
But everything that he is saying is so true, women cannot use anything correctly at all, they should be the only ones allowed in the bank line and only men should be all to use the ATM's, and that my friends is the truth.
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Not all women, only 99%.
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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04-04-2004, 08:44 AM
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lol, im glad there are no feminists on this board!
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04-04-2004, 08:51 AM
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Location: België
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Originally Posted by possessed_beaver
lol, im glad there are no feminists on this board!
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Yeah you're right, my numbers are wrong, its 99.9%
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Bob Woodward - State of denial
Tariq Ali - Clash of Fundamentalisms
Blaire is a figleaf
Cars are my hobby, driving them is my passion.
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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04-07-2004, 06:03 PM
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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Yeah you're right, my numbers are wrong, its 99.9%
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What the hell? Make it 100%..as a present from me. And it's hard to have feminists on this board, since there are no women here, and most of us have balls.
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