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Old 03-02-2006, 11:10 PM   #1
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Default horoscopes right on the money..

...well for me at least.

i've finally found an exact description of a Taurus, especially the first sentence and the last

http://www.timburness.com/cheeky_horoscopes.html

The most sensual sign of the zodiac, Taureans are interested in food, money and sex, all on a regular basis and usually in that order. A slightly less appealing trait, however, is their tendency to express themselves in a rather bombastic and abrupt way, and in conversation they can come across like the proverbial bull in a china shop. While possessiveness can be a problem in love, there is a dependable warmth and stability about Taureans, though their unadventurous nature can quickly become a bore, as you find yourself spending yet another night in with them, playing dominoes and drinking cocoa. They are also prone to farting quite a lot.
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:05 AM   #2
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I'm not interested in money, and I don't fart a lot, but otherwise, quite true.
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Old 03-03-2006, 11:59 AM   #3
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the majority of any horoscope whether it be pisces or aries, etc will be "right on the money"

Just exactly who the hell isnt interested in food money and sex?
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:17 PM   #4
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that was right on the money. so right.

i'm drinking coffee waiting to go for a shit so i can eat something while waiting for a call back from an employer so i can make money to start a business so i can have free reign over my love life.

hahaha

and there's no better way to then no bullshit when talking to someone.

right?

plus.... who wants to go out for dinner when you can have better steak with your choice of cheese and good wine at home...


i just dont get this world.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:25 PM   #5
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This thing is so way off it's not even funny actually...
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:11 PM   #6
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^^^ same here. by a minutes i thought i should be a psyco.
Then there's their general eccentricity to contend with, as Aquarians are prone to doing things just for the hell of it - such as setting fire to your grand piano, super gluing your eyelids shut while you're asleep, or turning up to your mother's funeral in a clown costume - so if you want a quiet life, it's probably best to give them a wide berth.
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