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Old 07-07-2006, 12:25 PM   #46
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And one hell of a battle it is.. I'm thinking I should just play it ice cold.


Swirls brandy..
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Old 07-07-2006, 12:38 PM   #47
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yeah, i think you did the right thing doing nothing... at least for now, wait and see what they really want, and let them sort it out among themselves...

ive got the feeling i will be needing quite alot of any type of liquor soon...
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Old 07-07-2006, 01:39 PM   #48
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As will I gents -- I'm meeting this girl tomorrow for a day at the Gallery and Sushi - Then out on the town

Should be interesting - Wish me good luck

Heidi - Go fetch some brandi and get up on stage

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Old 07-07-2006, 01:46 PM   #49
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Well Mr. Meat i am checking in to this fine club with the same choice as you.

See my ex-fox, and i were kind of at a halt, happy, but at a halt. so we have since parted ways and he jumped into a trampuling (spelling) jackel. and my ex-fox is waiting to come home, (75-80% sure) but the moral fiber question is in the air? shall i take my fox from the jackel? should i be playing with my fox? choices.....

Lots of thoughts for the Lord of the 'Burgh to think over.
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:20 PM   #50
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she looks nice .... be good to her
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:18 PM   #51
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hahaha nice new name 8)

now pour me full of the strongest liquor you've got, bartender! i need it...
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:14 PM   #52
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yeah . i got that title cuz i bitch arses like you
which is never a bad thing

btw i've never changed my name or title ..
*points at the admins* :cry:
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:18 PM   #53
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lol poor you i guess you get what you deserve

now where's the drunkness staying? or isnt that gentleman-like enough? has that bitchy bartender secretly been adding water to my drinks? i wanna get wasted NOW :x
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Old 07-08-2006, 05:19 AM   #54
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splendid idea my man, I'm sure he'll uphold our fine traditions of gentlemanness. I vote in favour
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Old 07-09-2006, 08:32 PM   #55
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I opened up a huge can of worms here -- Let's just say things got a little physical with this girl and I'm an idiot for doing it (Well Somewhat) ... Should be an interesting few days of emails.

ok...so ths whole thing is pretty insane...or was pretty insane. For me anyway.
i really don't want to go anywhere with what happened this weekend. i can't face these huge issues in my life with "whatever" this is .---? compounding the situation...what situation...? (bf's name) ...first and foremost...i'm not ready to make any changes, i don't regret anythign that i've done ...but i don't want to hurt him or you.i really enjoyed and needed my time wtih you/..i hope that you don't feel used...maybe you used me too...? i was a mess today. a total "wtf am i doing" kind of mess. i need to take this one day at a time...but this saturday....what a saturday...& i think that a stolen kiss was observed by some people in the bar....i'm terrified but i'll deal..
really hope that you learn to swim this summer....and not hate me. if you need to hate me...i do understand.

i really hope that you understand....
need to keep it light,
bye for now.

Plus I couldn't really decifer what she meant by this line
i really don't want to go anywhere with what happened this weekend. i can't face these huge issues in my life with "whatever" this is .---?

Was she asking me what "this relationship"is? Anyway, I think I got the hint okay and I just bowed out via email - Said I'd just like to be friends. I think it's safe to say she's a little confused about her feelings ... I think she should just dump this guy already but ...hmmm women :roll:


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Old 07-09-2006, 09:08 PM   #56
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Damn Blink... looks like the shit hit the fan eh?

Sounds like a typical young girl who doesn't know what she wants.. Now it's just a waiting game, hope everything works out alright.

I've pretty much chosen one over the other.. but right now we are nothing more than "really really" good friends.. I still havent put the move on her though.
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Old 07-09-2006, 09:27 PM   #57
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tell me about it boss -- I can't help but think it's all pretty funny. Foolish but funny.

good luck with the new wench

ps: that girl in the pic isn't her - thats our server Heidi (She strips too of course)
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Old 07-09-2006, 09:33 PM   #58
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heh, wench is a little harsh.. she's more of a "sweet bitch"..

Went to the beach with her on saturday, got a nice pic i'll post in the proper area of JW..
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Old 07-09-2006, 09:35 PM   #59
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The gentlemen commonly refer to girls as wenches good sir - It is proper etiquette you know

I look forward to that, boss 8)
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Old 07-09-2006, 10:50 PM   #60
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very strange story...was it a seeing eye dog?...mabe you didn't notice her tight white jacket? (funny story)
thanks too for your other email.

i also found out today that you were an aries...so you're not so stuborn afterall...you're more of a leader...(apparently )


friends is best,
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i'll never take in the sound of those bull frogs the same way again..ha.
but really....friends is best.

Is this girl for real? I replied with this ....

alright, boss.

I thought that's all we were anyway
And she said:

jerk




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look up blue rodeo ( "ahhhh yeah...i know these guys...what was i thinking" he'll say to himself)

What a mystery - What's with that bullfrog thing - Is she flirting with me?
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