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Old 11-05-2005, 01:37 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
he had a rant to give - ppl to kill etc.

btw - i may be a transexual - but did you figure out what u are yet?

Below me is Elton John's personal sperm dispensor
you dont work all day long, come home, be in a very sleep state, and figure stuff like that out.
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:39 AM   #17
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of course I do

ate monkey turds once for ass-quarters
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:57 AM   #18
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ate a vagina while it was menstruating
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Old 11-05-2005, 02:14 AM   #19
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^^
Damn

Ate Shatners' ass
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Old 11-05-2005, 02:17 AM   #20
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and is a

R K U E N D
E C F Y K O

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Old 11-05-2005, 02:22 AM   #21
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ah not that again,

is a pervert!
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Old 11-05-2005, 02:35 AM   #22
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lol....
is a cock
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Old 11-05-2005, 05:02 AM   #23
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thanks, i've always wanted to be one.

the person below me rapes small rodents.
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Old 11-05-2005, 07:38 AM   #24
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas

The person below me has a very very very very very small penis
Yay, thats me!!!!

This game is scarily accurate actually.

The person below me is a virgin.....
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:13 AM   #25
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khm ops:

The person below me won't wake up tomorrow
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Old 11-05-2005, 11:15 AM   #26
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haha .... yeh .. its sunday 8)

the person below me is umm an idiot
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Old 11-05-2005, 11:54 AM   #27
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sounds like me...
the person below me has breast inplants
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Old 11-06-2005, 03:09 PM   #28
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::grabs the keys::

The person below me will walk into a closed glass door next week
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Old 11-06-2005, 03:16 PM   #29
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oh man, not again :x

The person below me, will offer me a place to stay when I visit their country 8)
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Old 11-06-2005, 03:21 PM   #30
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just tell me you getto drive some killer cars during your visit

The person below me will on a date with any supermodel they want, the day after the end the world
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