barbie divorce doll
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his
daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the
mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is
that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a Divorce
for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious." The sales lady says. "Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."
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