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11-16-2004, 12:43 AM
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"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!
A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"
She explains the situation with the toaster.
He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are saying you that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
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11-16-2004, 01:44 AM
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not bad, i've heard a lot better tho 
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11-16-2004, 02:07 AM
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Got people's attention though, right?
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11-16-2004, 06:02 AM
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 not bad...
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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11-16-2004, 06:10 AM
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hmmm tat was ok .. 
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11-16-2004, 06:38 AM
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I would have just grabbed them...assuming she's hot of course. 
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11-16-2004, 12:51 PM
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that's pretty good
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11-16-2004, 04:22 PM
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yeah, good one
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11-16-2004, 04:27 PM
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LOL, good one
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11-16-2004, 04:49 PM
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lol this joke comes in so many ways,
the ".... I liked to be ... when I am getting screwed"
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11-17-2004, 07:01 AM
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Funny 
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