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Old 05-19-2004, 06:17 AM   #1
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A guy calls into work and says: Boss I can't come into work today I'm Sick.
Boss: How Sick are you
Guy says:I'm fucking my sister How sick is that?
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:35 AM   #2
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That is pretty sick,lol. Depends exactly how hot his sister is though, lol.
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:01 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by robruf
That is pretty sick,lol. Depends exactly how hot his sister is though, lol.
No it doesn't
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:25 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by robruf
That is pretty sick,lol. Depends exactly how hot his sister is though, lol.
It doesn't matter how hot any family member is incest is incest
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:47 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by robruf
That is pretty sick,lol. Depends exactly how hot his sister is though, lol.
Now that's sick!
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:52 PM   #6
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Haha, thats disgusting...
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