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Old 05-19-2004, 06:47 AM   #1
yg60m
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What is a KISS?

It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further
PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.

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What men do after sex?

2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.

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Why is your penis better than a credit card?

(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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Old 05-19-2004, 07:23 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHA, great jokes yg60m! especially the first one
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