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04-23-2007, 09:06 PM
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I want a celebrity gf
How can a bunch of strangers possibly come up with a way of achieving this goal you ask?
We do something that gets us into a celebrity party - Once there we make sure we're the most liked and we talk about our huge futures. From there we hit party 2 and the sky's the limit!
Now how do we become instantly famous enough to achieve this?
Think computers, inventions, publicity stunts ... whatever.
Seriously, I say we do this 8)
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04-23-2007, 09:13 PM
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i thought u already had your foot in the door with the script writing ... but ya publicity stunts are easy enough...too bad u didn't of this when we had all those celebs in T.O. not a while back...
btw any prospects yet?
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04-23-2007, 09:14 PM
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Still working that angle 
what celeb event was that?
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04-23-2007, 09:19 PM
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lets worry about that later ... first we need a gimmick
new script will be finished by mid summer ... once I think it up. Lemme know if you have any suggestions 8)
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04-23-2007, 09:20 PM
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It seems i managed to grow a exotic car cruise from 10-15 expected to nearly 40...
It's taken a year of networking, but I now know the people I ought to know in the Detroit car scene... and always meeting more, like one of the top GM performance engine guys just yesterday!
I know a fair portion of the well known designers, quite a few collectors already, engineers, and enthusiasts... i live it every day man.. its not just an act 
now... just ot meet those amazingly beautiful women in that E190 evo... OMG... if only I knew who they were...
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04-23-2007, 09:25 PM
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Nice - You're definitely on the team !
What if we did a "Secret" Gumball by invitation only?
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04-23-2007, 09:27 PM
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haha, Forrest Gump...just start running util u draw enough attention to yourslef
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04-23-2007, 09:29 PM
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hmm
script?
what do you specialize in? anything? comedy is hard... suspense is my favorite kind... action is expensive, dialogue can work if your a kevin smith kind of guy.
I know, i'm no help, but I do have experience being a director of small-time high school productions
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04-23-2007, 09:29 PM
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Thats not a bad Idea - I'll sponsor you
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04-23-2007, 09:38 PM
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I know!!!!!!!
A exotic car remake of Driving Ms. Daisey! W000000tttt! 0X 
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04-23-2007, 09:44 PM
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I've only had a sniff at Hollywood -- A spec of mine was solicited by the producers of the American Pie / History of Violence/ Butterfly Effect (there were some smaller scale prod co's with other projects ... mostly 1 mil budget ranges for other works though)
It was never bought or optioned, but one will be someday I hope. I don't have a specialty, what I wrote was a comedy.
Driving ms. Daisy seems rather dull and I haven't even seen it
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04-23-2007, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by blinkmeat
I've only had a sniff at Hollywood -- A spec of mine was solicited by the producers of the American Pie / History of Violence/ Butterfly Effect (there were some smaller scale prod co's with other projects ... mostly 1 mil budget ranges for other works though)
It was never bought or optioned, but one will be someday I hope. I don't have a specialty, what I wrote was a comedy.
Driving ms. Daisy seems rather dull and I haven't even seen it |
so maybe rename it Driving ms. Petunia? (Ford exotic reference)
Thats still pretty baddass mate, a guy I used to work with at our old dead-end job made it to hollywood with his script writing... cant remember his name anymore 
I have a friend who still has ties to HW... eventually good enough where perhaps something can be worked out... but... that is wishful thinking at this time...
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04-23-2007, 10:25 PM
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I found working in politics improved my networking opportunities. But no hot chicks, though.
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04-24-2007, 01:39 AM
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I have met more celebs than I ever cared too. I used to work on Melrose Ave at a well known shoe store and I would see celebs literally every day. Everyone from small timers to big ones.
Now, I sell Real Estate in Manhattan Beach and the neighboring cities with my mom. Needless to say, there are a number of celebs and athletes buying houses here...more than you may think. My mom alone has sold houses to about half of the Kings team LOL and it isn't just players from local teams looking around.
I don't want a famous GF, just a rich one.
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04-24-2007, 03:06 AM
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A celebrity bj would be enough for me
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