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Old 07-08-2005, 06:30 PM   #31
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Thank you for your kindness.
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Old 07-08-2005, 06:42 PM   #32
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tnks 4 da kndness
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me-- "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Sometimes I feel like the moon is made of cheese"

my Hindibonics-speaking Indian roommate--"Dawgs, do you have any idea how much bacteria that would take?"
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:59 PM   #33
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Gary Betman
Bob Goodnow
The Williams sisters
Bob Cole
Harry Neal
wiggers
anybody who drives a white impala/crown vic
fat slutty dressing whores
person/s who invented the exhaust rice
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Old 07-08-2005, 08:42 PM   #34
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smart monkeys -stupid ones are so much better
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Old 07-08-2005, 08:45 PM   #35
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michael moore
the whole of NASCAR, with exception of Boris Said
Spike Lee
Ted Turner
the FCC
the lady who sued McDonalds over hot coffee
the fatasses who blame fast food for their obesity
anyone who jumps on the lawsuit bandwagon over trivial shit
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:01 PM   #36
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Ok the list so far. lets keep it rollin
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Good Charlotte
Sum 41
Avril Lavigne
Oprah Winfrey
Tom Cruise
Britney Spears
Will Ferrell
J.K. Rowling
Desperate Housewives
Bette Midler
Jennifer Aniston
Drew Barrymore
Ashlee Simpson
Kate Moss
Amanda Bynes
Emeril Lagasse
Wolfgang Puck
Crossfade
Beck
My Chemical Romance
All Rappers
Terrel Owens
My next door neighbor
My step brother
The Old Navy and GAP advertising executives
Whoever created "Reality" TV
Anyone who participates in "Reality" TV
Jack Black
Donald Trump
Dr. Phil
Paul Stoddart
Religious Extremists
George W Bush
Gwen Stefani
Jessica Simpson
Spam Bots
The Used
any boy band
Hillary Clinton
Jesse Jackson
Michael Jackson
Al Sharpton
any Kennedy
my ex fiance
Kelly Osbourne
Simple Plan
Everyone on MTV
Carrotop
Mystical
50 Cents
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Harry Neal
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person/s who invented the exhaust rice
michael moore
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:01 PM   #37
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That sounds good to me.
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:12 PM   #38
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max mosely
bernie ecclestone
FOX
Rupaul
Skinheads
Pro Wrestlers
Scary Clowns
Dumb Cousins
Men who wear Pink
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:12 PM   #39
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Try saying that with more context.
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Originally Posted by Toronto
max mosely
bernie ecclestone
FOX
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Men who wear Pink
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:13 PM   #41
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Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
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Old 07-08-2005, 11:13 PM   #42
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Old 07-08-2005, 11:44 PM   #43
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the guy ho lets his dog shit on my front lawn in the early morning...
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Old 07-08-2005, 11:45 PM   #44
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What are your goals in life?
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Old 07-08-2005, 11:45 PM   #45
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17 fucking thousand posts..

WTF

5000 in 4 hours?
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