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Old 07-08-2005, 11:45 PM   #46
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That seems like enough time.
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Old 07-08-2005, 11:46 PM   #47
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More than enough time
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:56 AM   #48
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Kawamee Kilpatric (Mayor of Detroit)
David Haslehoff
Runaway Bride
Natalie Gardner
The Baldwins
Mormons
Scientologists
Jahova's Whitness'
Diane Reems
Howard Stern
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Old 07-09-2005, 02:18 AM   #49
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Avril Lavigne (or however you write her fkn name)
The gay guy from "Pulling Power" (infact all the presenters of that programme)
My physics teacher
Everybody in the Polish government
Osama Bin Laden


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Old 07-09-2005, 02:40 AM   #50
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Osama Bin Laden
file under Religious Extremeists

Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:19 AM   #51
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rosie o'donnell
louis vuitton
soccer moms
"emo" kids
women drivers j/k Aleighy

thats all i can think of now
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:20 AM   #52
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rosie o'donnell
louis vuitton
soccer moms
"emo" kids
women drivers j/k Aleighy

thats all i can think of now
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:23 AM   #53
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Fucking hippy greenpeace bastards
The bitch down the road from me (she stopped me from driving my kart all over the place, cos her next door neighbour is a cop)
Carol Smilie
Linda Barker
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:23 AM   #54
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Whoa. . . . . That was a pretty long response. . . . .
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:24 AM   #55
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rosie o'donnell
louis vuitton
soccer moms
"emo" kids
women drivers j/k Aleighy

thats all i can think of now

shit, i dunno what happend didnt mean to triple post lol, stupid computer.......well at least its in the spammers corner
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:25 AM   #56
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Originally Posted by Batgirl
Whoa. . . . . That was a pretty long response. . . . .
shut up bitch, you get on my tits
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Old 07-09-2005, 09:04 AM   #57
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Madonna

Hep C - aka Pamela Anderson

Monique - the fat black comedian that hates fit women.

Terrorists

Pauly Shore

Paris Hilton

Katherine Harris

Rosie Odonnell

Velvet Mafia

Michael Crook click

Bleeding hearts that complain incessantly but have no solutions. Their only reason for existing is to tear down those with balls to make the tough decissions...Damn that would be way more than 70 :shock:
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Old 07-09-2005, 09:27 AM   #58
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my nominations ...

Batgirl ...
the ppl who messed with Transam ...
allanlambo .. lol
007apl's ex wife who cheated on him ...
the ugly horcefaced girl tht lives in the house right in front of me thtever one really likes except me ... ( shez got a face like a horce .. )
cameron diaz .... ugly piece of crap
etc etc ..
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Old 07-09-2005, 02:56 PM   #59
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the guy who invented spongebob squarepants
matt groening
trey parker and matt stone
charles m schulz
girls that give u the blue balls
the guy who said he knew JC and was avout to shut down JW
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Old 07-09-2005, 03:48 PM   #60
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Oprah
Ben Mulroney
Paris Hilton
Anne Coulter
Sean Hannity
Wolf Blitzer
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Juan Pablo Montoya
People covering up Roswell
Jimmi Fallon
Madonna and her fake Britishness
Guy Ritchie for allowing her to fuck his career in the ass

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Any stupid bastard who works for a Celebrity/ ET-esque talk show
Doctor Phil
The Shadow Government
Ashlee Simpson
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