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Old 03-11-2006, 01:01 AM   #1
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Default Don't work too hard....

No one notices anyways

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Old 03-11-2006, 02:27 AM   #2
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As mean as this sounds, I actually laughed.
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:35 AM   #3
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^ so did i
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:31 AM   #4
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Old 03-11-2006, 07:03 AM   #5
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:roll: is this possible at all?
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Old 03-11-2006, 07:33 AM   #6
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I doubt it's possible unless you are most hated guy in the office or officially the office creep so nobody wants to talk to you and thus doesn't notice!

Otherwise despite being tragic it is pretty funny And I agree with the fact that no one notices your hard work until you are away on holiday for a few days.

Maybe I should learn something from this and work less!!!
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:28 PM   #7
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will they pay him till saturday or monday?
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Old 03-12-2006, 03:09 AM   #8
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^^^ no, he was just simulating work process, so he'll be fired

if this is true, his co-workers had to "love him", if nobody even told him "morning"...
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Old 03-12-2006, 07:00 AM   #9
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I remember hearing about this story on the TLC show "Urban Legends" so it's probably fake :roll:

This link offers an explanation of where the story came from and why it's not possible...
http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/hor...turklebaum.htm
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Old 03-13-2006, 08:37 AM   #10
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Yeh, it did seem a bit too outrageous.
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Old 03-13-2006, 11:33 AM   #11
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I thought this might be a thread about getting caught on JW in work's time

Not that I would ever read JW at work*







*may not be true
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Old 03-13-2006, 02:06 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by AlienDB7
I remember hearing about this story on the TLC show "Urban Legends" so it's probably fake :roll:

This link offers an explanation of where the story came from and why it's not possible...
http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/hor...turklebaum.htm
I wasnt posting it because i thought the story was true. Obviously after 5 days the smell would be a dead (no pun intened) giveaway.

I just thought it was a hilarious way to say there's no point in working yourself to death :prr:
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Old 03-15-2006, 04:51 AM   #13
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it's clearly a fake story; but as zfrk said, we should stick to the morale and don't work too hard! another lesson: stop acting like a fucking jerk at work!
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