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Old 07-01-2007, 07:45 PM   #1
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...is your closest relative

I'll start from T.O my cousin is 5228 miles (google earth) away...


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Old 07-01-2007, 08:14 PM   #2
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Umm, about 7 miles.
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Old 07-01-2007, 09:47 PM   #3
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5 meters.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:56 AM   #4
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57miles
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:14 AM   #5
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All my relatives used to live in the same gated community as we did (1km radius distance max), now they're all about 15km away.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:36 AM   #6
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3-4km probably
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:50 AM   #7
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3 feet? 8)
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:25 PM   #8
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^^^^

Are you in bed with her ? Joking hahah about 20 km from me
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:31 AM   #9
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A few metres, probably. I still live with my parents.
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Old 07-03-2007, 11:02 AM   #10
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^^ well in that case i still live with my family at home so it varies between 20m and very close
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Old 09-02-2007, 08:41 PM   #11
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4 hour drive away ...
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Old 09-02-2007, 10:23 PM   #12
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about a 5-6 hour drive which i think is about 300 miles or so.
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:08 AM   #13
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my grandparents on my mother's side live about 45 minutes away from me. It's cool because they have their own pool + hot tub
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:26 AM   #14
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My aunt and my half sister both live in the city of Portland, Oregon about 670 miles north of here. My aunt just recently moved there from San Francisco only 50 miles north of here.
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