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06-19-2003, 08:05 PM
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06-19-2003, 08:18 PM
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Too Cool, The "Jizz Masters" Stats
You have made 32.5 gallons and 271.22563 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.3111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,497,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8320 kittens.
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06-19-2003, 08:31 PM
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Damn, I'm just a little kid compared to you, fearless KH!
You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.
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06-19-2003, 08:57 PM
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You have made 7.109375 gallons and 59.3306065625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 50.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 327,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1820 kittens.
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06-19-2003, 09:00 PM
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You have made 5.078125 gallons and 42.3790046875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 36.111111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 234,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1300 kittens.
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06-20-2003, 04:24 AM
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Haha Stats LooL Thats Great Stats!!! Too Funny !!
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06-20-2003, 04:25 AM
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Nice avatar KH 
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06-20-2003, 05:18 AM
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LMAO...Krazy is a role model!!
i wanted to check something and the results are this. i estimate a 5 time a week average of having sex with my girlfriend over the past 4 years. i guess im a medium squirter. stats:
You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.
ive filled her with almost 40 lbs of my love juice LOL...i wonder what she will say when i tell her this!
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06-20-2003, 08:40 AM
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c;mon novass! Everyone does kill kittens! Even married men do it! Don't lie to us!
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06-20-2003, 09:02 AM
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You have made 18.28125 gallons and 152.564416875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.3 football fields!
You have killed approximately 842,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4680 kittens.
Dear god, i shud have bought shares in kleenex tissues!
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06-20-2003, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by novass
LMAO...Krazy is a role model!!
i wanted to check something and the results are this. i estimate a 5 time a week average of having sex with my girlfriend over the past 4 years. i guess im a medium squirter. stats:
You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.
ive filled her with almost 40 lbs of my love juice LOL...i wonder what she will say when i tell her this! |
*speaking in sweet gurlish voice* "Oh Hunney! Thats proves how much you love me!!! I'm so Happy!! Lets get MARRIED!!!!".... *cue to mushroom shaped thought bubble rising above Novass's head* ROFLMFAO :drinking: :drinking: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :smilecolros: :drinking: :drinking:
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06-20-2003, 10:50 PM
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You have made 28.4375 gallons and 237.32242625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.0222222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,310,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7280 kittens.
there must be something wrong with those numbers... that's only counting the last week since TT started adding pictures.. i'll do the math and get back to you guys
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06-21-2003, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
c;mon novass! Everyone does kill kittens! Even married men do it! Don't lie to us!
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LOL...i wasnt lyin....i was just curious as to how much ive plugged into her. my kitten killing stats are:
You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.
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1963 Chevy NovaSS 415hp 355ci V8
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06-22-2003, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by novass
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
c;mon novass! Everyone does kill kittens! Even married men do it! Don't lie to us!
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LOL...i wasnt lyin....i was just curious as to how much ive plugged into her. my kitten killing stats are:
You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens. |
Thanks for being honest 
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