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09-20-2007, 11:26 AM
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Marry Our Daughter - WTF!!?!11?!1
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09-20-2007, 11:37 AM
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trying to buy a girlfriend, nth? 
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09-20-2007, 11:43 AM
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lol wtf..
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09-20-2007, 11:53 AM
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"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."
—Mrs. Addrien L.
"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"
—Mr. Jack M.
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"
—Nancy A.
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09-20-2007, 12:40 PM
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Nth, out of curiosity which car have you taken to 187.0 mph GPS verified and where?
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09-20-2007, 12:43 PM
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Not everybody reads everything posted.... so what if I made it tiny
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Originally Posted by harryo2b
Nth, out of curiosity which car have you taken to 187.0 mph GPS verified and where?
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602 RWHP Ford GT.... its so stupidly easy to go that fast in that car.... you can remove your hands from the wheel, and it tracks straight and true...
where? uhhhhh..... on an airfield 
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09-20-2007, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by dutchmasterflex
trying to buy a girlfriend, nth? |
Ferrari or gf interesting choice.
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09-20-2007, 01:49 PM
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Damn some of those girls are a bargain! I'd be pissed if my parents put me on that site at $5,000. (Well I'd be pissed if my parents put me on that site period.) There's some really ugly girls on there for $100k
I think Jeremy Clarkson was right. In certain parts of this country people really have started to mate with vegetables.
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09-20-2007, 10:03 PM
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There was an article on msn.. Apparently its a hoax to draw attention to human trafficing.
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09-20-2007, 10:46 PM
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LOL! That's got to be a joke
40.000 dollars for a wife
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09-20-2007, 11:29 PM
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It's sad that just the idea alone was believable to me. I'm not sure if it did its job of making me aware or not because I figured it was a legit website to begin with 
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09-21-2007, 12:22 AM
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OMG OMG GUYS
I actually link to the article saying it's a hoax in my first post in [ tiny] [/ tiny ] hehe
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
http://marryourdaughter.biz/index.php
Words cannot describe....
> > > > [good hoax tho < < < < |
^^^^
Tiny text
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09-21-2007, 12:56 AM
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Those hoes are overpriced...
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09-21-2007, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
OMG OMG GUYS
I actually link to the article saying it's a hoax in my first post in [ tiny] [/ tiny ] hehe
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
http://marryourdaughter.biz/index.php
Words cannot describe....
> > > > [good hoax tho < < < < |
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OMG R U SERIAL?
that sux0rz 
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09-21-2007, 03:36 AM
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Bizarre hoax...
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