**** Fuckin Lawyers LMAO
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front
of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he
got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the
door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his
cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled
up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the
lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had
just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and
would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and
raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief...
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck
hit you."
"Oh my God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
:shock: WoooooooWeeeeeee
Hawaiian Spam Spree Continues :D :D
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