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Old 07-05-2003, 11:59 AM   #1
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The Loving Husband


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only


$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003


models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$60,000"


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is


back on the market. They're asking $950,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.


Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:30 AM   #2
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