redneck birth control

[crazidude]

After having their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that
was enough(they could not afford a larger double wide).

So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him
to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Kentucky),
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.

The Kentuckian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to
Ohio to get a second opinion.

The Ohio physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Kentucky. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his
ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4,
5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....