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Old 10-11-2006, 05:24 PM   #1
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Default Did something weird today: bought two sheeps

Yes I hear you already thinking "sheep fucker" :roll: pretty weird, everybody has the same reaction..

Well no, it was dad's idea not to have to deal with the damn grass in the backyard... sheeps will cut it down for free or almost

So it was decided for two of them, afterall they are white

Today I was still in the office, luckily only a couple of co-workers were still around, when dad called me from the van a friend lent him to take the sheeps home. He tried to stay serious at least for 5 sec but then both animals started screaming at the back and I was already on the floor, laughini, crying and trying not to piss everywhere. It was the funniest phonecall I ever had, with both of us laughing so hard we could have simply died by heartattack!
I obviously ran home because I wanted to help taking the sheeps to the garden, and again, doing so in your suit is something you won't forget, even if they were pretty cooperative afterall.

So, I am proud to present you our new lawnmower LMAO!



BTW, everything is so funny and weird mostly because we live in town, not in the country
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:27 PM   #2
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From another person who hates cutting the grass - I totally understand. I decided to solve that problem by moving to the Mojave Desert
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:32 PM   #3
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WTF Matteo? lol

that is the goofiest thing i've heard of in a long long time...

so, instead of cutting grass, you'll be picking up sheep shit?
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:38 PM   #4
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HAHAHA, no need to pick up sheep's shit since basically that part of the backyard isn't really used. No children around and so on. so basically their shit can stay and help produce more grass

And just can't help, the more I look at those puzzled faces of theirs, I start laughing.
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:47 PM   #5
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Ha


Good way to cut down on exhaust emmisions
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:09 PM   #6
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LMFAO that is totally random! You of all people left us without a proper custom shot, I dont think those are your sheep

They have names yet?
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:18 PM   #7
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NICE! you got Jabba's mower beat there.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:29 PM   #8
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sheeo fucker .. LMAO ...

some nice pets you got there TT
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:40 PM   #9
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LMAO!

I dare you to shave JW into one of them! Or get creative and dye a Porsche emblem into one.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:42 PM   #10
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TT, you are aware that sheep have a strong pungent odor to them?

Short grass but your back yard smells like ass.. hmmm.. touch call.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:44 PM   #11
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Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:48 PM   #12
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Well at least you don't have to fill it up with petrol, you can use Groceries or leftovers instead!

Expecting a review soon
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:16 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Minacious
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
awww.. beat me too it


Definitely shave a J on one and a W on the other!

I can't even imagine the phone call with the sheep in the background.. hope your new lawnmowers do not disappoint you!
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:23 PM   #14
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I would expect this from a New Zealander but not a Swiss family!!

Take a photo of the backyard in a week so we can see the improvement.

Originally Posted by Minacious
Don’t let Zfrk’s brother get a hold of them. :shock:
LMAO!!!
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:36 PM   #15
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Thanks for brightening up my day TT.

Mowing the grass is a pain!
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