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02-21-2007, 07:08 PM
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hahaha
wtf speedkiller?
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02-22-2007, 01:32 AM
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^Sure, dani... Apparently letting the juices flow cleans your insides.
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02-22-2007, 06:50 AM
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Re: To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.
So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.
Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.
What about you fuckers?
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I like to dim the lights, get in the mood with some nice pot, put on the music, to George Benson Love Song "Let it Rain", then Jerk off to Paris Hilton oh man i Love her so much.
http://media.putfile.com/Paris-Hilton-Calls-Tyronne
Oh shit i just came all over my keyboard and screen brb gota clean up.
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02-22-2007, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
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8) good 8) then i'll pick up the pace.. 
i fucking hate kats
DOGS RULE
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02-22-2007, 08:09 AM
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Oh shit i just came all over my keyboard and screen brb gota clean up.
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That's a pretty disturbing thought... 
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02-22-2007, 08:13 AM
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I Like this vid of Paris so much I like it when she washes the car and eats her burger
http://media.putfile.com/Paris-Hilton72
Oh shit that's the wrong video - you're right jerking off too much can cause blindness.
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02-22-2007, 08:14 AM
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^What does your wife think?
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02-22-2007, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
^What does your wife think?
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Well she knows i have a fantasy with Paris she gave up trying to tell me off.
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02-22-2007, 10:44 AM
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Hey common guys, keep it serious, reading your posts cracks me up 
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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02-22-2007, 02:25 PM
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sttillllgggoinnin eveennothoughggh immmaa att workrkrrk!!
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02-22-2007, 02:36 PM
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02-22-2007, 02:45 PM
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everyone wanks, the ones who say they don't are lying....
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02-22-2007, 02:46 PM
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OK that's just wrong.
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02-22-2007, 03:14 PM
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If you were a new member Zeus I would have liked to see you get banned for that :x
Accusing me of sucking dicks eh Speedkillar, just think about it one second, who started this topic?
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02-22-2007, 03:19 PM
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Banned for that? Quickly turning to a Nazi moderator eh TopGearNL?
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