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Old 06-11-2003, 01:40 PM   #1
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Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we
have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the
samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain
which one is your wife's. Frankly, it's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"

Receptionist:"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease
and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which
is your wife."

Mr Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off
in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't fuck her.
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Old 06-11-2003, 01:42 PM   #2
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So horrible, it's funny! Good one!
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:28 PM   #3
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hahahaha!!!! thats great. Although very sad poor women.
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Old 06-12-2003, 02:20 AM   #4
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hhh good one
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Old 06-12-2003, 03:20 AM   #5
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i'm not sure if i should laugh......
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:08 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by hyspeed
i'm not sure if i should laugh......

hahahah is that story ever so farmilure
jjks dude
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