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Old 01-17-2005, 08:34 PM   #1
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This script and movie will speak for itself.. it's taken from a kid's tv show and the innuendo can't be a mistake.. :shock:


Click the yellow button to play the movie @ top of page..

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/...v_episode.html
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:36 PM   #2
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I used to watch that show when I was 5
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:41 PM   #3
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haha the script writers for kids shows must get really bored...
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:55 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
I used to watch that show when I was 5
This would probably explain many things about you Dan..
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:04 PM   #5
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i don't see how they could have made it through a take with a straight face
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:35 PM   #6
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lmao!!!! who the helll wrote that episode!!!
lets see some of the funniest lines in that show:

you'll have to stick it up yourself,
what a nasty reply

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
yes, let's us play with our twangers, but I wont play with my friend's balls, neither see his twanger


George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
have you tried that? it's imposible

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
oooh, yes, that girl surely had nice maracas

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."
so you must be really tired

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
also the girl was blowing??? I would love one of those girls


George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls."
don't worry, you can still use your fingers.

did anyone in that time really found out what the writters had in their minds???

maybe Dan, and that explains lots of things
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:58 PM   #7
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HAHA it really is unbelievable.. Definately the most suspect kids show ever made. I'm suprised that it was allowed to air - sure they may claim that we have perverted minds and that the show is really for kids.... but i dunno. :shock:
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Old 01-17-2005, 11:21 PM   #8
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just starting with the "we played with our balls"... I tought it could be just a coincidence, but nooo, they had to continue with the maracas and the banging
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Old 01-18-2005, 01:30 AM   #9
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That is fucking awesome. They should do that today. That way parents could actually watch Kids' TV without going to the bathroom to bang their head against the walls every five minutes.
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Old 01-18-2005, 03:27 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by styla21
Originally Posted by Dan\/6
I used to watch that show when I was 5
This would probably explain many things about you Dan..
I guess you could say the same for many people in the uk as it was on tv for many years .... they brainwashed a few generations LMAO

props to those presenters for keeping straight faces while making the shows..


other messed up kids tv programs from ~ the same time I can think of were 'the magic roundabout' (drug references galore) and 'Captian Pugwash' - where one of the crew on his ship was called seaman stains
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:45 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
Originally Posted by styla21
Originally Posted by Dan\/6
I used to watch that show when I was 5
This would probably explain many things about you Dan..
I guess you could say the same for many people in the uk as it was on tv for many years .... they brainwashed a few generations LMAO

props to those presenters for keeping straight faces while making the shows..


other messed up kids tv programs from ~ the same time I can think of were 'the magic roundabout' (drug references galore) and 'Captian Pugwash' - where one of the crew on his ship was called seaman stains
Cheers to you Europeans for having the stones to put that stuff on tv theres no way you could pull that nd of thing off here. not with the FCC and various conservative "watchdog" groups. A show like that would never have made it to pilot
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