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11-03-2004, 09:14 AM
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haha the people who have done that must be really pissed
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11-03-2004, 09:15 AM
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not bad, maybe he want transport car be UPS
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11-03-2004, 11:28 PM
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In my country, I alwasy carry my butterfly knife with me, not because I wanna kill someone, just because I like doing tricsk with it. Everytime I come home and some ass is parcked on my garage, i blow 1 of the tires out lol. Everyone (there is a sort of college right besides my house) and all students see me doing that and laugh. Sometimes owners ring my bell and try to argue... that is when I go to the door with my Pitbull dog and my 9MM gun and ask politely "May I help you?"
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11-03-2004, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DeMoN
In my country, I alwasy carry my butterfly knife with me, not because I wanna kill someone, just because I like doing tricsk with it. Everytime I come home and some ass is parcked on my garage, i blow 1 of the tires out lol. Everyone (there is a sort of college right besides my house) and all students see me doing that and laugh. Sometimes owners ring my bell and try to argue... that is when I go to the door with my Pitbull dog and my 9MM gun and ask politely "May I help you?"
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'note to self' avoid parking near any college in Florida.
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11-04-2004, 12:24 AM
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^^ he said in his country...not in the states
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11-04-2004, 12:26 AM
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Location: Guadalajara, Mexico
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Originally Posted by DeMoN
In my country, I alwasy carry my butterfly knife with me, not because I wanna kill someone, just because I like doing tricsk with it. Everytime I come home and some ass is parcked on my garage, i blow 1 of the tires out lol. Everyone (there is a sort of college right besides my house) and all students see me doing that and laugh. Sometimes owners ring my bell and try to argue... that is when I go to the door with my Pitbull dog and my 9MM gun and ask politely "May I help you?"
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9mm in hand... pit on the other
tshirt saying: NRA shooting champion
car owner: eeeerrr... good night, hope my car didn't interfiered with your parking
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11-04-2004, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by deth
^^ he said in his country...not in the states
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but he's in florida at the moment, so until his location changes...the mental note goes unedited 
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