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Old 07-01-2007, 08:45 PM   #1
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NEW YORK - A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.

Beaten so fiercely that most of his tail feathers fell out, the bird was euthanized, said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the city’s Center for Animal Care and Control.

“It’s just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor, defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion,” he said.

The peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a Staten Island Burger King parking lot and perched on a car hood Thursday morning. Charmed employees had been feeding him bread when the man appeared.

He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19.

“He was going crazy,” she said.

Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, “’I’m killing a vampire!”’

Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. Authorities were looking for the attacker, described as being in his teens or early 20s.

It was not clear how the bird made his way to the Burger King, but a Staten Island resident who raises peacocks said he had given some to a person who lives near the restaurant.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:38 AM   #2
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what a nutter lol
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:21 PM   #3
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HAHAH... poor bird..
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:32 AM   #4
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This is bizarre! I've never heard of anything like it!
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:17 PM   #5
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That's a pretty messed up guy. A time traveler from the 1600's perhaps?

That'll teach peacocks not to just walk around a city, though. Had no idea they had those in New York.
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Old 07-04-2007, 11:03 AM   #6
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This article should read "Man saves countless lives from Evil"
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Old 07-04-2007, 03:06 PM   #7
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:01 AM   #8
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Hurray!!
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