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Old 10-31-2008, 05:00 AM   #1
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Default financial advice from 10000rpm

Great advice in these troubling financial times.

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg!
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Old 10-31-2008, 10:29 AM   #2
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Been doing that for years now, still broke!!!!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:25 PM   #3
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lol !!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:31 PM   #4
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That was great.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:46 PM   #5
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Your doing it wrong
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:48 PM   #6
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LOL, nice. I didn't realize you could get so much for aluminum. I use either the 5 cent per can machines at the grocery stores or else the local recycling center that just weighs stuff (and usually pays less per can.)
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:22 PM   #7
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I read about an English couple who wanted to buy first class transantlantic tickets for their honeymoon and spent their free time recycling cans to earn frequent flyer points.
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