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06-14-2004, 06:56 AM
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The Italian border patrol
At the Italian border:
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian borderpartrol stops them and says:
-It's illegal to travel with 5 people in a Quattro.
-What do you mean, it's Illegal. Demands the astonished German driver.
-Quattro means four, says the Italian borderpatrol officer.
-Quattro is the name of the car, says the German driver.
Here, just look into the papers: this car is develloped for 5 persons.
-This isn't my fault, says the officer. Quattro means four and you have 5 people in your car, so you're breaking the law!
-The German responds aggitated: Idiot, get your supervisor, I want to talk to somebody who's more intelligent then you!
-Sorry, replies the Italian officer, that not possible. He's currently busy with 2 people who are in a Fiat Uno.
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06-14-2004, 08:11 AM
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HAHA, old but always funny
(your forgot to say that "Uno" is actually "One" in italian )
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06-14-2004, 08:25 AM
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That was funny. Didn't see that comming.
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06-14-2004, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TT
HAHA, old but always funny
(your forgot to say that "Uno" is actually "One" in italian )
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I didn't know it yet so I thought, I'll translate it and post it
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06-14-2004, 06:59 PM
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Speaking of odd car name/foreign language coincidences......... the Chevy Nova would be translated to Chevy Doesn't Go in spanish. No Va means doesn't go :p
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06-15-2004, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by vv1s34ss
Speaking of odd car name/foreign language coincidences......... the Chevy Nova would be translated to Chevy Doesn't Go in spanish. No Va means doesn't go :p
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hahaha, didn't know that one. But I'm planning on learning a bit of Italian before I go on holiday there this summer. I've allways loved that language & the girls of course
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06-15-2004, 08:00 AM
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Old but stil good
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06-15-2004, 08:10 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahah, I'm going to use this one, thanks
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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06-15-2004, 09:14 AM
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hahaha thanks mang.
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06-15-2004, 06:28 PM
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hahaha
just too stupid
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06-15-2004, 06:40 PM
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hehehe
here we tell it with a renualt 5 and 206
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06-16-2004, 06:41 PM
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HAHA that was funny thanks for the post
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06-17-2004, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TT
HAHA, old but always funny
(your forgot to say that "Uno" is actually "One" in italian )
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Even if I didn't know that - I could easily deduce that.
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06-18-2004, 12:41 AM
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Well thats close to a slang expression we got for pussy in the nordic countries
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lol haha bad name for cars
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