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Old 02-13-2005, 07:13 AM   #1
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Default Annual Stella Awards

Annual Stella Awards...
The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

6th place

19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 & medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.

5th place

Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the house owners insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

4th place

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's
Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time, as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd place

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500, after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had
thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd place

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a
neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to crawl through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the
$3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 & dental expenses.

1st place

This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed & then overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him, by reading the owner's manual, that he actually could not do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home.
The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just
in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation
vehicles.

...and we wonder WHY insurance
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Old 02-13-2005, 07:34 AM   #2
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oh my god, only in america ha
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Old 02-13-2005, 06:56 PM   #3
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Those people should be shot, in no other county in the world would people sue for themselves being so stupid, the USA needs to stop these frivolous lawsuits that are a waste of taxpayers money. They are however funny to laugh at
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Old 02-13-2005, 07:07 PM   #4
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That is just crazy, especially the one which won 1st place I couldn't live with myself and be happy with the money knowing how I got it....and to embarrassed to tell anyone else about it
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Old 02-13-2005, 07:22 PM   #5
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WTF?! when the hell did cruise control equal auto pilot? someone revoke all those awards
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Old 02-13-2005, 09:24 PM   #6
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this is so stupid, what were the jury thinking
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Old 02-14-2005, 05:32 AM   #7
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I think I will go to America, buy some car and then put on the cruise control and get into the back seat and read the newspaper.....after the inevitable crash I will sue for $1M +
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Old 02-14-2005, 07:33 AM   #8
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LOLOL... as someone said.. only in America!! That's all I can say.. eheheh
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Old 02-14-2005, 09:27 AM   #9
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In the Stella Liebeck case, she spilled coffee while going over a speed bump in the drive through. She was holding the coffee between her legs.

McD's also got sued in the UK for giving out hot water to a mother, who then gave it to a baby. Said baby burnt its mouth. McD's no longer give hot water to parents who intend to give it to a child!
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Old 02-15-2005, 05:41 PM   #10
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Hey guys, just so you know, most of these are made up. Yes the origional McDonalds story is true. So i should "only in america supposedly." Search the names!

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