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Old 08-11-2004, 01:28 AM   #1
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Annoying Drunk Late at Night

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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Old 08-11-2004, 02:38 AM   #2
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LOL..

hahahhahaa
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Old 08-11-2004, 02:46 AM   #3
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haha .........
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Old 08-11-2004, 09:52 PM   #4
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Pretty decent joke
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Old 08-12-2004, 02:48 PM   #5
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Haha, all the time reading that I am like "wtf is a push".
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:23 PM   #6
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LMFAO thats funny. And GJ with the 'push' vocabulary TK.
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:29 PM   #7
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very funny, I was also thinking wats he mean by a push, but got it.
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