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Old 03-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #1
Junk2006
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Default Angry people

A married couple was driving down the road peacefully one day. All of a sudden the woman said, "Harry, I want a divorce. I want the kids, the house, and 60% of the bank account. Is there anything you want?"
Furious, the man began to increase the speed, faster and faster. He replied, "No honey, I've got everything I need."

Then at 90mph, he slams into a wall and says, "An airbag."
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