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Old 06-09-2004, 08:43 PM   #1
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Default Car Acronyms

Let's try and make this THE DEFINITIVE resource for car acronyms. Tell me if I miss any or if you think of any!

Acura:

Awfully Crappy Un Reliable Auto
Auto Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Auto's
Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
A Car Under Recall Action
Americans Can Understand Routine Accidents
Another Cheesy, Useless, Ratty Automobile
Another Car Using Rice Additives
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

Alfa:

Always Looking For Another

AMC:

Ain't My Car
All Mechanics Companion
Always Made Crappy
Always Money Consuming
Another Miserable Concept
After My Cash
All Most a Car
A Moron's Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Almost Makes Corners.

Audi:

Always Unsafe Design Implementations
Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:

Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Big Man Wannabe
Break My Window
Bondo Mud Wagon
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Broke My Wallet
Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
Be My Wife
Beats Me Why
Been Months Waiting
Best Man Wins
Best Motorsport Weapon
Better Make Way
Borrowed Money Well-spent
Both Mufflers work
Brake-dusted Mag Wheels
Brings Me Women
BM Wagon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Broken Money Waster.
Broken Monstrous Wonder.
Bumbling Mechanical Wrench.
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches

Buick:

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

Cadillac:

Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins

Camaro:

Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet:

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

Chevy:

Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep

Chrysler:

Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likable Engineering Research.
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Daewoo:

Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One?
Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object

Dodge:

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Don't Open Door, Garbage Enclosed
Dem Ol' Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
Dead On Delivery Guarantee Expired.
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error.

Eagle:

Early Auto Gagling Loose Everywhere

Fiat:

Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportaion
Fix It Again, Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology.

Ford:

First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found One Running, Drive!
Found On Road, Dead
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Out Race Day
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Others Racing Dale
Flat Out Runnning Dude
Fails On Rainy Days.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Forward Or Reverse Denied
Found On Redneck's Driveway
For Old Retired Dudes

Ferrari:

Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical

GM:

General Malfunction
General Maintenance
Generous Motors
Gotta Mechanic???
Generic Motors
Great Mistake

GMC:

Gotta Mechanic Coming
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Good Mountain Climber
General Mess of Crud
Generally Mediocre Cars
Generic Made Chevy
Grease Monkey's Challenge
Got My Cash

Honda:

Have One, Never Drive Another
Had One, Never Did Again
How Orientals Negate Driving Ability
High On Narcotics During Assembly
Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Hyundai:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

IROC (International Race Of Champions):

Italian Retard Out Cruising
I Race Other Cars.
I Run Over Children.
It's Really Only a Camaro.
I'm Really Out of Cash.

Jeep:
Just Eats Every Part.

Kia:

Killed In Accident
Kicked in accents
Kick It Again
Keep It Away

Lamborghini:

Loud Ambitious Machine Baking Other Rotten Gagging Hyenas In Nano Instances .....
Latest Automible Making Bomb On Rough Grounds Having Initializing in the Nation of Italy

Lotus:

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Mazda:

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

Mercedes:

Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface.

Mopar:

My Old Plymouth Always Runs
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
My Old Pig Ain't Running
Might Outrun Pintos And Riceburners
Most Often Passed At Races
Massively Over Powered And Respected
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly

Nissan:

Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan.

Oldsmobile:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

Pagani:

Paid Alot of Grans And Nuked It ....
Piloting A Gracefull Automible, Never got Insulted

Pinto:

Please Insert Nickel To Operate

Plymouth:

Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.

Pontiac:

Poor Old Nitwhit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

Porsche:

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.

Saab:

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Still Ain't A BMW
Slick As A Brick.
Slow As A Buick

Saleen:

Saleen Automotive Launching Extreme Excellence Nationwide

Saturn:
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

Toyota:

To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
Take Out Your Old Trans AM
Take Off Your Oversized Tires Andy

Ultima:

Usually Large Tight Intoxinating Mechanics Auto

Volvo:

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Volkswagen:

Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

VW:

Virtually Worthless
Very Weird

Westfield:

Weird Enough (Shit) To Fill In Easy Lubticated Dick

Yamaha:

Your And My Anxiety Hooting Again

Zonda:

Zooked Onto Non Dispensible Auto

Zender:

Zooming Engine Needed, Dangerously Endangered Robot
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:48 PM   #2
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GMC = Gay Man's Chevy
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Old 06-10-2004, 05:06 AM   #4
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Merc??
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Old 06-10-2004, 05:12 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Ghostbat
Merc??

There are none for the Merc, its just perfect in every aspect
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Old 06-10-2004, 05:55 AM   #6
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i got more ..... 8)


Acura:

Awfully Crappy Un Reliable Auto
Auto Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Auto's
Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
A Car Under Recall Action
Americans Can Understand Routine Accidents
Another Cheesy, Useless, Ratty Automobile
Another Car Using Rice Additives
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

Alfa:

Always Looking For Another

AMC:

Ain't My Car
all mechanics companion
always made crappy
always money consuming
another miserable concept
after my cash
All Most a Car
A Moron's Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Almost Makes Corners.

Audi:

Always Unsafe Design Implementations
Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:

Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Big Man Wannabe
Break My Window
Bondo Mud Wagon
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Broke My Wallet
Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
Be My Wife
Beats Me Why
Been Months Waiting
Best Man Wins
Best Motorsport Weapon
Better Make Way
Borrowed Money Well-spent
Both Mufflers work
Brake-dusted Mag Wheels
Brings Me Women
BM Wagon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Broken Money Waster.
Broken Monstrous Wonder.
Bumbling Mechanical Wrench.
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches

Buick:

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

Cadillac:

Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins

Camaro:

Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet:

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

Chevy:

Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep

Chrysler:

Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likable Engineering Research.
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Daewoo:

Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One?
Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object

Dodge:

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Don't Open Door, Garbage Enclosed
Dem Ol' Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
Dead On Delivery Guarantee Expired.
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error.

Eagle:

Early Auto Gagling Loose Everywhere

Fiat:

Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportaion
Fix It Again, Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology.

Ford:

First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found One Running, Drive!
Found On Road, Dead
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Out Race Day
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Others Racing Dale
Flat Out Runnning Dude
Fails On Rainy Days.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Forward Or Reverse Denied
Found On Redneck's Driveway
For Old Retired Dudes

Ferrari:

Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical


GM:

General Malfunction
General Maintenance
Generous Motors
Gotta Mechanic???
Generic Motors
Great Mistake

GMC:

Gotta Mechanic Coming
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Good Mountain Climber
General Mess of Crud
Generally Mediocre Cars
Generic Made Chevy
Grease Monkey's Challenge
Got My Cash

Honda:

Have One, Never Drive Another
Had One, Never Did Again
How Orientals Negate Driving Ability
High On Narcotics During Assembly
Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Hyundai:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

IROC (International Race Of Champions):

Italian Retard Out Cruising
I Race Other Cars.
I Run Over Children.
It's Really Only a Camaro.
I'm Really Out of Cash.

Jeep:
Just Eats Every Part.

Kia:

Killed In Accident
Kicked in accents
Kick It Again
Keep It Away

Lotus:

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Mazda:

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

Mercedes:

Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface.

Mopar:

My Old Plymouth Always Runs
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
My Old Pig Ain't Running
Might Outrun Pintos And Riceburners
Most Often Passed At Races
Massively Over Powered And Respected
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly

Nissan:

Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan.

Oldsmobile:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

Pinto:

Please Insert Nickel To Operate

Plymouth:

Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.

Pontiac:

Poor Old Nitwhit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

Porsche:

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.

Saab:

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Still Ain't A BMW
Slick As A Brick.
Slow As A Buick

Saleen:

Saleen Automotive Launching Extreme Excellence Nationwide

Saturn:
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

Toyota:

To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
Take Out Your Old Trans AM
Take Off Your Oversized Tires Andy

Ultima:

Usually Large Tight Intoxinating Mechanics Auto

Volvo:

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Volkswagen:

Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

VW:

Virtually Worthless
Very Weird

Westfield:

Weird Enough (Shit) To Fill In Easy Lubticated Dick

Yamaha:

Your And My Anxiety Hooting Again

Zonda:

Zooked Onto Non Dispensible Auto

Zender:

Zooming Engine Needed, Dangerously Endangered Robot

sry dude fer all the repeats .... ops:
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:49 PM   #7
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Added all of them.
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Lamborghini:

Loud Ambitious Machine Baking Other Rotten Gagging Hyenas In Nano Instances .....
Latest Automible Making Bomb On Rough Grounds Having Initializing in the Nation of Italy

Pagani:

Paid Alot of Grans And Nuked It ....
Piloting A Gracefull Automible, Never got Insulted


ere ya go two more ..... what excactly are ya doing .. ??? collecting or somehting ?
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Added. Yeah, something along those lines.
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