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Old 06-07-2004, 06:28 PM   #1
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Default The Mightiest Universal Word !!!

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Perhaps one of the interesting and colorful word in
the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is one magical word, which just by its sound, can
describe plain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language "FUCK" falls into many categories. It canbe used as a verb,
both transitive: (JOHN FUCKED MARY.)and intransitive: (MARY WAS FUCKED BY JOHN);
as an active verb JOHN REALLY GIVES A FUCK)
or passive verb: (MARY REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK);
or an adverb MARY IS FUNCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN)
and as a noun: (MARY IS A TERRIFIC FUCK.).
It can be used an adjective: (MARY IS FUCKINGBEAUTIFUL.).........
As you can see there are very few words with theversatility of "FUCK".
Besides its sexual connotation this incredible word
can be used to describe many situations:
· Greetings ----------- how the fuck are you?
· Fraud --------------- I got fucked by the cardealer.
· Dismay -------------- oh, Fuck it!
· Trouble ------------- well, I guess I am fucked now.
· Aggression ---------- fuck you.· Disgust ------------- fuck me.
· Confusion ----------- what the fuck?
· Difficulty ---------- I don't understand thisfucking business.
· Despair ------------- fucked again.· Philosophical ------- who gives a fuck.
· Incompetence -------- he fucks up everything.
· Displeasure --------- what the fuck is going onhere?
· Pleasure ------------ oooh fuuuck!
· Lost ---------------- where the fuck are we?
· Disbelief ----------- unfucking believable.· Tough --------------- unfuckable.
· Retaliation --------- up your fucking ass!
· Thankful ------------ tell me anytime if need myfuck!
· It can be used to tell time ----------------- it'sfive fucking thirty.
· ----"----- maternal ------------------------- as inmotherfucker.
· ----"----- political ------------------------ fuckbush.
· ----"---- nautical ------------------------- fuckthe Admiral.
· It can open the door to wonderful relationship--------- lets fuck.
> It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word>-------"BEAUTIFUCKINGFUL"

........The famous last word of the Mayor of Hiroshima, "whatthe fuck was that?"
And,last, but not the least, the immortal words of theTitanic, who said ....
"where is all this fucking water coming from?"........
The mind fairly boggles at many creative uses of the
words. How can anyone be offended, when you say
"FUCK?" use it frequently in your speech and it will
add to your fame and prestige.............
Today __________say to someone __________"fuck you"
And have a enjoyable day !!!!!!............
Anyway read this and kindly Fuck Off !!
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Old 06-07-2004, 08:03 PM   #2
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OMG is this not the same as the flash version of the history of the F-word

It may not be in the same format but it is still a repost
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Old 06-08-2004, 06:50 AM   #3
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Almost the same as the flash.. But very fucking funny
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Old 06-09-2004, 09:08 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Junk2006
OMG is this not the same as the flash version of the history of the F-word

It may not be in the same format but it is still a repost
Fuck you, you mother fucking fuck face.
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Old 06-10-2004, 06:13 AM   #5
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lol ^^ easy dude ...
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Old 06-10-2004, 06:34 AM   #6
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FUCK Y'ALL
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 06-10-2004, 06:39 AM   #7
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lol ....

tht make me remember ...... when eva someone says "FUCK YOU"
i alwayz say " TRY ME " .... there arnt much gays ere so ya know .. its safe ..
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Old 06-10-2004, 06:45 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by thamar
i think some people are gay here, i really wouldn't like to fuck all inhere, maybe prison is the right place for you speedkillar, all the booty you can fuck
LMAO ......
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Originally Posted by hemi_fan
Originally Posted by Junk2006
OMG is this not the same as the flash version of the history of the F-word

It may not be in the same format but it is still a repost
Fuck you, you mother fucking fuck face.
LOL fuck you man I'll come over to your house and slit your motherfucking throat I know where you live
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Old 06-10-2004, 07:27 PM   #10
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HAHA /\ :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Originally Posted by thamar
i think some people are gay here, i really wouldn't like to fuck all inhere, maybe prison is the right place for you speedkillar, all the booty you can fuck

mmmmm? let me think about that, no, I prefer thye female booty
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damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar
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Old 06-11-2004, 03:26 PM   #12
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hahaha ........ yah females are great ....
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