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01-21-2007, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
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I did get up after 10 minutes or so and went home, don't ask how
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OK, so you weren't entirely drunk.
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I was in that Dutch bar from 11 in the morning till 8 in the evening, teachers didn't like it
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What? Is this a daytime bar, or something? I hardly ever start drinking before 8pm.  |
Well I don't remember anymore LOL I just woke up in my bed
Yeah that bar was open 24 hours a day LOL
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01-21-2007, 04:18 PM
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Red Label!
"Time is never wasted....when you're wasted all the time"
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01-21-2007, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by phatbimmer
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
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Originally Posted by Mattk
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I did get up after 10 minutes or so and went home, don't ask how
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OK, so you weren't entirely drunk.
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I was in that Dutch bar from 11 in the morning till 8 in the evening, teachers didn't like it
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What? Is this a daytime bar, or something? I hardly ever start drinking before 8pm. |
Well I don't remember anymore LOL I just woke up in my bed
Yeah that bar was open 24 hours a day LOL |
Your liver is probably kaputz  |
It was that day, but Ive learned my lesson
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01-21-2007, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by phatbimmer
Thank God for the liver being able to repair itself fast  |
Indeed  
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01-21-2007, 06:30 PM
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Hm just gimme beer  I ain't too fond of all those girly drinks
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01-21-2007, 08:59 PM
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^Same here. Girls I know tend to like over-priced rubbish such as vodka and lemon-lime, Midori with pineapple juice and flavoured Smirnoff.
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01-21-2007, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
^Same here. Girls I know tend to like over-priced rubbish such as vodka and lemon-lime, Midori with pineapple juice and flavoured Smirnoff.
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Yep we call them Breezer sluts
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01-21-2007, 11:33 PM
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I drink Beer; mans Beer.
I can drink Liquer, but I don't have anything to prove anymore.
I don't drink wine, but will drink Champaign if I'm in France.
I don't drink mixed drinks, except a Devils Elbow, or it's more widely known little brother.
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01-22-2007, 12:16 AM
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Yep we call them Breezer sluts
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After the Bacardi Breezers? That stuff looks like toxic waste as depicted in B-grade comedy films.
I quite like champagne, good champagne.
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01-22-2007, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
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Yep we call them Breezer sluts
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After the Bacardi Breezers? That stuff looks like toxic waste as depicted in B-grade comedy films.
I quite like champagne, good champagne. |
Yep after the Bacardi Breezer...
I like champagne too, Im a winedrinker 
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In the frat we refer to them as breezies...
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LOL didn't know that one!
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01-22-2007, 01:13 AM
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Breezers, Mikes brand lemonade/tea/etc. etc./ smirnoff/etc. etc.
you have to be a cocksucker to drink that pansy ass shit
" I want my alcohol to smell like flowers and taste like fruit " = GAY
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01-22-2007, 01:17 AM
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I remember this Smirnoff Raw Tea advertisement I saw on Youtube once. Has anyone had it?
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01-22-2007, 01:29 AM
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you have to be a cocksucker to drink that pansy ass shit
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I agree strangly
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01-22-2007, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mattk
^Same here. Girls I know tend to like over-priced rubbish such as vodka and lemon-lime, Midori with pineapple juice and flavoured Smirnoff.
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Precisely, well I can't say those brands don't have their marketing sorted out well But those drinks sure deliver stupid drunken sluts yeah
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01-22-2007, 05:46 AM
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But those drinks sure deliver stupid drunken sluts yeah
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Well, yes, but I can't really say that because they're my friends.
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