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01-16-2007, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
I eat lots of tomatoes, they are good for your eyes. Too bad you won't see my roundhouse kick to the head!
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Tomatos on .
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I eat shit like you for breakfast, and I'm old as fuck!
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I shit apple pie and yogurt. Girls like my apple pie and yogurt.
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01-16-2007, 01:08 AM
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Batgirl would complete this thread.
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01-16-2007, 01:10 AM
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Boy, you can't win against me
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01-16-2007, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by gigdy
Batgirl would complete this thread.
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Who is this woman?
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01-16-2007, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
Boy, you can't win against me
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Chuck, you are 66 and your hair is gray. Give it a rest.
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01-16-2007, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by bmw06m6
What the hell is going on? Who are these morons?
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correction: who is this moron. this is too stupid to be multiple people
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01-16-2007, 03:52 AM
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*sigh* I thought they locked all those gay actors up a while ago
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01-16-2007, 04:21 AM
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I actually find this pretty funny haha
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01-16-2007, 06:56 AM
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Welcome!
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01-16-2007, 07:03 AM
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ahhahha ..... keep going guys ....
this is entertaining!
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01-16-2007, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Fucking Walker
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
My ass is more chisled then my face, and I challenge you to find a woman who prefers shaven asses, to a well maintained buttocks full of my fur; go ahead, make my day.
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Chuck, women like faces rugged and asses smooth.
How are the going to go down on you with all that hair?
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so, do you introduce yourself ass end first? Obviously, my face is more chissled then yours is; I'm fucking Chuck Norris!
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01-16-2007, 07:40 AM
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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01-16-2007, 08:03 AM
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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01-16-2007, 08:04 AM
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I'm fucking Chuck Norris!
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You fuck yourself? :shock:
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01-16-2007, 09:58 AM
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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