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Old 11-20-2006, 10:40 PM   #31
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Originally Posted by Mattk
^Hey, you only asked if we've met the perfect girl, not if we've gone out with the perfect girl. You're not going to ask them out if there's no spark when you meet. Well, I don't do that.
how can you know if there is a spark if you have only just met her? that is the purpose of going on dates... to get to know the girl in question better, find out if there is any chemistry; and to get in thier pants

you can't honestly tell me that you know there is instant chemistry between you and some girl you've never known, can you? There can be instant attraction, definately... but that is more on the lust side...

for example, i prefer dark - black haired girls who are relatively tall (above 5'5") with blue, or green eyes, and nice proportions.

I've dated outside the preferences, obviously.. redheads, brunettes, and a couple blonds to boot. Still none compare to the perfect 30... and I've known her long enough to know there is, or was something there.
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:24 AM   #32
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I believe in first impressions. If I chat up a hot chick and she's really boring, then I probably would be a bit put off and wouldn't ask her out.
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:37 PM   #33
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this girl i was talking about... i was interested in her personally from the 1st second, not because of her looks but i just noticed instantly she was very special
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:05 PM   #34
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I met this girl recently, she really got me interested in herself, the x-factor was clearly visible. Im going out with her this Sunday so I hope for the best
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:24 PM   #35
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good luck! 8)
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:27 PM   #36
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Originally Posted by gucom
good luck! 8)
Thanks, hopefully I won't need it if you know what I mean
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:23 PM   #37
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lol ofcourse not, your charms and good looks absolutely guarantee getting lucky!
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:31 PM   #38
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lol ofcourse not, your charms and good looks absolutely guarantee getting lucky!
LOL we'll see 8)
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Old 11-21-2006, 04:25 PM   #39
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:49 PM   #40
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^hahahaha!
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:58 PM   #41
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Originally Posted by gucom
good luck! 8)
Thanks, hopefully I won't need it if you know what I mean
You drank a leprechaun's blood?



Go get 'em, tiger.
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Old 11-26-2006, 01:44 AM   #42
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
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just what i was thinking.
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:26 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by TNT
Originally Posted by ARMAN
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just what i was thinking.
yes yes.... so i've provided one now


i'll keep looking for more
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:46 PM   #44
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on the far left

more casual (aka, late night drinking before goign to the big house in the AM)
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:48 PM   #45
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Looks like a nice girl nthfinity !

Now don't let Bmuller get near her!
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