Friendship
Are you tired of all those "frienship" poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
"friendship" poem that relly speaks to true friendship and truth
itself.
My Friend...
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it can be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to
your sorry ass.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your sorry ass.
This is my oath, I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend.
Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed
because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is
not speaking to you right now anyway.
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