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10-21-2005, 12:18 AM
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Best way to avoid leaving a bar with an ugly chick....
...is to go around the bar with a marker, and put a dot on the hand of all the hot chicks. So once you're drunk, all you have to do is look for the mark, and there you go. Guaranteed hot chick 
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10-21-2005, 12:24 AM
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hehe, nice !
just make sure its one u can see the color
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10-21-2005, 12:32 AM
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or make the dot really big 
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10-21-2005, 12:39 AM
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or just give them hats
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10-21-2005, 01:00 AM
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once your drunk, pussy is just pussy
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10-21-2005, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by stracing
once your drunk, pussy is just pussy
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ive never eached that state, ive been drunk, but have had nice pussy...
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10-21-2005, 01:08 AM
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hahahahaha, nice, good tip, i will follow it, thanks dude, hahahaha.
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10-21-2005, 02:20 AM
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lol that is if the chics allow u to write all over there hands lol.
so waht if they go to the bathroom n wash it off by accident?then what? use perminent marker? tattoo?
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10-21-2005, 02:35 AM
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Thats a good converstaion piece if you bust on her first by saying "I'm marking up all the girls who look like they might try to take advantage of me; so when I'm drunk I don't go home with wrong girl" sort of thing.
BTW - Yesterday I googled my highschool gf - she's working for a tv network no so her pic is up - she put on like 40 pounds! Looks horrible  - unreal how that happens - she used to be like the hottest chick ever
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10-21-2005, 02:04 PM
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hahah u just have to use ur head, not ur cock when drunk! Ive gone home with a few not so worthy ladies in my younger days, but these days all about quality not quantity. IMO my right hand and krystal steal are better than fuckin a rough sick ass fattie 
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10-22-2005, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
I don't want to be a party pooper, but what if there are two or more guys in the same bar following the same technique and one of them happens to be a fat chick lover 
It's better to use some recogniceable stamp or something, maybe your initials |
Good point there, Mojo!
Hats is the best idea so far. Cute pink cowgirl hats... 8)
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10-22-2005, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by TransAm
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
I don't want to be a party pooper, but what if there are two or more guys in the same bar following the same technique and one of them happens to be a fat chick lover
It's better to use some recogniceable stamp or something, maybe your initials |
Good point there, Mojo!
Hats is the best idea so far. Cute pink cowgirl hats... 8) |
no because girls have a habit of trading things like hats when they get drunk. and that could lead to some bad, bad things
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10-22-2005, 03:25 PM
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good one!
but what if she came after you marked the fine once.. ha.. you could lose a nice ass.. best way is to have a friend that isn't drunk around (a good friend!! that you know and trust  )
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